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    June 12

    Barcelona

    Just wanted to say I'm off to Barcelona so that the last entry on my blog isn't about "The Friend Zone".

    Enjoy the British weather :-)

    June 08

    The Friend Zone

    Something I came up with in a conversation earlier this evening...

    I have a penthouse in the capital city of Friend-land, where everyone gets along. It's got a fantastic view of the world outside the friend zone, where people are making out with each other and having relationships right in your face. sometimes they broadcast it on TV.

    I think about selling the penthouse sometimes, but then I look around and think about what I could be losing, cause on the far side of relationship valley (full of roses and wonderfully starlit evening), I can see the trash-heap of failed romances. 

    And the only reason I still think abot it, it because I can also see, in  the far, far distance on top of a hill in the sunny, happy countryside, the house with the nice garden and the kids playing in itm with an old couple sat outside on rocking chairs. And that signifes a relationship gone right.

    ...It might have been more poetic if I had spell checked it.

    April 25

    The iPhone Developer

    Sometimes the BBC posts things that seem to be there to fill space. My latest example of this is a short video of Rory Cellan-Jones meeting Malcolm Barclay, an iPhone developer. And literally all he does is meet him. There are no serious questions, no hard-hitting journalism, and to those of us that check the Technology section on the BBC fairly regularly (although I admit it's usually the very last place I bother going) common sense. As an added bonus, replace the word "iPhone" with Windows Mobile OS, Linux os, Nokia phones, Xbox 360 or any other application platform you can think of and the same sentence applies. No matter what you're talking it about...
    "It can be reasonably easy to build an application for the iPhone, but getting it noticed is a different business altogether."
    March 31

    MSDN Events

    There used to be a zillion MSDN events a week, and choosing which ones to go to used to be an agonising decision. Luckily Microsoft UK have made it pretty easy to plan the next few months.
     

    Only one upcoming event and it's online.

     
    March 22

    Longest. Bike Ride. Ever.

    So yesterday (for the first time this year) I dusted off my bike, pumped up the tires and went for a short ride towards town. Nothing too demanding, just a mile or two to the barbers for a haircut. I was a little tired by the time I got to the end of my road (it does involve a fairly long uphill moment) but I did eventually make it. Total distance: 3, maybe 4 miles. I can't be exact because the battery in the bike computer ran out and I had to cycle back past Asdas to get a new one.
     
    That was all a build up to today, where my housemates and I had planned to ride about 6 miles into Sonning, eat lunch and cycle back again. We set off and had a fairly gentle ride down to the Thames, with only minor debates about the route. All fairly easy going and, being a nice day, quite enjoyable so we found ourselves in Sonning in no time at all. It seemed far too early for lunch, so we carried on riding along the river, unwittingly following National Cycle Route 4, which stretches from Fishguard to London, without at any point going through our new intended destination, Henley. This became clear once we'd left the river, passed through Wargrave and gone up several hills, so we stopped and asked for a little help with directions. Continuing on, there were more hills, and another moment of clarity struck when we realised we hadn't really listened to the directions very well. We ask for more directions from another random walker and we eventually (through sheer luck more than anything else) end up in a pub they'd recommended in Aston (the Flower Pot, if anyone's interested). Not a great pub, but we still had lunch and drinks before moving onwards and this time downwards, back toward the Thames, arriving at Mill End.
     
    Mill End turns out to be further down the river than Henley, which was a great "I told you so" moment for me. Not that it makes a large amount of difference, as we still have to carry on riding. As we get closer to Henley there are gradually more and more people and it turns out that we're riding alongside the Oxford boat racing team as they thrash Cambridge. It's an almighty coincidence that we're cycling through Henley on a Race Day, but at least now I can say I've seen one. Didn't make it any less annoying that we had to get off our bikes to walk through the people that were there.
     
    From Henley, it's simply a matter of following the river back to Reading. There are a few places with "No Cycling" signs, but we only really make a token effort to walk the bikes for a few minutes before starting to ride again. It's not as if there were going to be "Cycling OK" signs coming up.
     
    So, our original planned journey would have been about 12 miles. Our new, random route across Berkshire and Oxfordshire totalled 31.7 miles making it the longest bike ride I think I've ever done. Before now, the longest I remember was about 24 miles across Devon, and my longest ride in recent years has merely been to Pangbourne (with a train ride back to Reading and a cycle home from the station) which is about 14 miles. It's safe to say I am now completely shattered, but at least my body and muscles only hurt when I'm awake.
     
    March 10

    Google Patents

    After failing to get any of my office colleages even vaguely interested (you'd never guess we do a Search thing) I thought I'd quickly blog about Google Patents. It came up as an option in my perfectly ordinary search for an ipod as a way of narrowing my results down, and it was the first time I'd seen anything in that list that wasn't Web, Images, News or Video.
    Ok, so it's not that great, but I like their front page. It shows a small number of random patents, which at the moment include a Jumping Snail and a Shark Protector Suit. Cool.
     

    February 18

    Sony

    Sony are one of those companies that don't understand the Internet (or technology in general). It's amazing really considering that they're (at least in part) a tech business.
    One of the largest file sharing websites on the web, the Pirate Bay, is in court in Sweden for various breaches of copyright. Not necessarily an unfair claim, but that's another blog entry. What I want to get to is what Sony said in court today.
    Sony says they have suffered many lost sales, suffered damage to their goodwill and other damages to their market.

    Henrik Pontén from Svenska Antipiratbyrån (Swedish Anti-Piracy Bureau) said that their position is very similar to that of the IFPI. Their claim for damages is based on what it would’ve cost for The Pirate Bay to have acquired a global distribution license. This value was doubled to account for an alleged “loss of goodwill”.

    Sorry Sony. The loss of goodwill has come from a lot of places, but not through any fault of the Pirate Bay's. It's come from your unauthorised installation of rootkits/spyware onto your customer's PCs. It's come from providing an uninstaller for you spyware which is worse than your spyware. It's come from doing things like suing your own customers for making copies of songs they bought. And further loss will come from suing Pirate Bay. How you could possible think otherwise is beyond me.

    Space Wedding

    Quick joke for the Trekkies...
    What did Captain Picard say when he proposed to his wife?
    Engage!

    Following on from yesterday...

    ...and the power of Corporate Blogging, Facebook have been causing a bit of a storm recently. A couple of weeks ago, they changed their terms and conditions in an apparent move to claim ownership of user's content (including photos, status updates, notes, whatever). That caused a lot of articles to be written, lashing back at Facebook (more than 750 according to Consumerist.com). At the time, Facebook's founder, Mark Zuckerberg, responded with answers to some of the questions raised by the changes. And as of today, Facebook are reverting to their old terms and conditions whilst they sort out some better wording. Facebook is large enough that this probably would have been forgotten about in a month anyway, but by listening to the community and blogging some responses Facebook have definitely saved some face.
     
    I do have one thought about all of this though. Assuming the old adage that "all press is good press" is still widely believed, could a company use something like this purely for marketing purposes? What if no-name company does something "bad" just to get blogged about, and then reverts the "bad thing" to turn it into good press? Imagine...
    1. Logging company X chops down a tree which is home to an endangered bird.
    2. This is not liked, blogosphere goes nuts.
    3. Company X blogs "well we had to do it".
    4. Equally not liked, more craziness.
    5. Company X then opens up a wildlife preserve, apologises and promises not to do it again.
    6. Company X is now the most famous logging company in the world, and by now your thoughts on them are neutral - "Yeah, they did a bad thing, but they did a good thing to make up for it". But the important thing for Company X is that they are now much higher profile than before.

    It's a dangerous game to play (your "good thing" has to be enough to cover up the "bad thing"), but get it right and there's money to be made. Not all press is good press, but bad press can be turned into a "good thing".

    February 17

    Gaping Void

    I've been reading through Hugh MacLeod's blog archives. I started off looking for a very specific image, but then kinda wandered off and started reading posts from 2005. It's amazing how much those on the Blogosphere A-List thought blogging would change the world. In some ways it has, but a lot of companies and marketing people still don't understand how the image of Dell, Microsoft or Google is affected by the blogging, or how it can possibly help them. If they did, a lot more people would understand "Why Corporate Blogging is Good". And how to avoid a calamity like the Kryptonite Factor.
    February 03

    The Perils of owning an iPhone

    Today, my iPhone died.

    No idea why, but whilst developing an application for it using Xcode, I lost the ability to deploy my application to my phone. Xcode told me to try restarting my phone... I did, and my perfectly working phone never managed to make it back to my normal home screen. After staring at the "Emergency calls only" screen for a while, I tried the various things one does at this point.

    1. Restore the phone using iTunes - except that iTunes couldn't see the Phone.
    2. Remember that Xcode can do restore and use that... the restore fails halfway through "BBand update error".
    3. Try restoring with Xcode again. This succeeds, but the iPhone needs to be "activated through iTunes.
    4. Open iTunes, which offers to restore the phone from a backup. After trying this, I return to step 1 with a broken phone again.
    5. Bang phone against the desk a few times. Didn't help.

    Carphone Warehouse (where I got the phone) won't be able to do much more than send the phone to Apple, so I'll probably make a trip to the Apple Store instead. In the meantime, I'm trying to restore the phone from XCode again, and merely activate the phone through iTunes, rather than restoring a backup. Let's see if that works... UPDATE (2 minutes later): No it didn't. Phone is asking for emergency calls only, iTunes says "There is a problem with your iPhone". I'd guessed this.

    December 01

    Delivery estimates...

    "Your order is estimated to arrive between Monday, December 8th - Wednesday, December 17th."
    That's great, but just tell me you don't know when it'll arrive except that it will probably be before Christmas. That's all I need to know.
    November 26

    Price Comparison on the Go

    I've just been told about a short interview with our CEO about Sccope that's just appeared on YouTube. Let's get it some traffic...

     

    Price Comparison on the Go

    November 02

    She's Electric

    From She's Electric by Oasis...
    She's got a cousin
    In fact she's got 'bout a dozen
    And she's got one in the oven
    But it's nothing to do with me
    I write this because it was only last week I realised that the song wasn't talking about a cousin in the oven. I don't know what took me so long, but not that verse doesn't seem quite as wierd as it did before.
    October 20

    Sccope update

    I'm merely an off-the-record unoffical commenter on the situation at this piont, but there's been another article about Sccope entirely un-initiated by us. The small-ish tech new site Pocket-lint probably picked up on the story from the Times article I posted yesterday...
    A new price comparison service, Sccope, has launched that claims to let users find out the lowest prices of products wherever and whenever they are shopping.
    Sccope claims to get users the latest and lowest prices on their mobile or online in just a few clicks.
    I'd love to give some unnoficial numbers out on how many people visited the site and used the SMS service, but I'm probably not allowed. What I probably can say is that we're working hard on improvements to Sccope, rolling out updates to the service as often as we can. And currently, that's more than you'll hear from anywhere else.
     
    In the meantime, feel free to test out the Sccope website and SMS service (texts can be sent to 62555, standard network fees apply). Both work brilliantly for specific searches like "ipod touch 32gb" and I'd certainly appreciate the feedback to take to the rest of the team.
     
    UPDATE: Shortly after posting I found probably the best article so far on Sccope at 160Characters.org, a news organisation specialising in mobile services.
    October 19

    Sccope

    I wouldn't normally link to this sort of article, but "Join The Rush To Be A Bargain Hunter".

    If you are on the high street, you could take advantage of a new bargain-hunting service called Sccope. This searches the cost of a particular item in high-street stores and then tells you where you can find the best price.

    You text 62555 with your specific product request to receive the latest prices back to your handset. For example, if you are looking for a Tefal kettle, you text “Tefal kettles” to 62555 and you get a reply with three options: 1. Tefal XH 500104, 2. Tefal Express Diamond Element Stainless and 3. Tefal Quick Cup.

    If the Tefal Quick Cup is the one you want to buy, you reply and text 3. It then replies telling you the best price is at John Lewis at £47.95, but Tesco Direct is the most expensive at £55.00. Texts are charged at your normal rate.

    I should also mention the website for Sccope. The South Carolina Coalition for Obesity Prevention Efforts are going to be getting more hits than normal today.
    September 22

    Phones

    Comics like the below are exactly why I'm subscribed to XKCD's RSS feed.
    Ringing
    August 14

    MoD Grand Challenge

     
    It's not featured in the video, but any pictures of yellow buggys (known as the Moon Buggys) are from the Silicon Valley MoD Grand Challenge team - the team I was a part off back when I worked at Reading University. Here's hoping they get some success!
    June 05

    Imagine Cup

    So, Matt and I have arrived at the top secret location for the Imagine Cup 2008 UK Final (80 Victoria Street, London) and finally managed to get the wireless working long enough to write a blog entry. The schedule for the day is....
    11am - Keynote
    12pm - Browse posters
    1:30pm - A talk on Windows Live Search
    2pm - "Working at a startup"
    2:30pm "Adapting to a changing environment"
    3pm - Imagine Cup Awards Presentation
    7pm - Party.
    The day seems geared more towards convincing the students that they want to start their own companies, rather than presenting the finalist's ideas. In fact, I've been informed that the judging for the competition is already over and that there won't be any student presentations today. That's slightly disappointing, but the posters are looking good and we've already met up with this year's Aberystwyth team. I'll chat with them more about their ideas later and blog about them if I can get the internet working...
    June 04

    Imagine Cup 2008

    "Imagine a world where technology enables a sustainable environment"
    So, the Imagine Cup this year is about the Environment and the UK Finals are in London tomorrow. Matt and I have used our contacts and previous Imagine Cup experience to gain entry to this year's UK Final to see what this year's entrants have come up with. We've also been told we'll have wifi access so we can blog-as-we-go. I think Matt's plan is to try and do some live video streaming via uStream, whilst I'll take some photos to upload here. Obviously I'm not the most reliable blogger in the world (once a month isn't *that* bad), but since Mark Johnston's gone through the effort for us, we'll do our best to give some good content.

    Till tomorrow...